The Hook Man
A guy drove his girlfriend to a dark, deserted area to makeout. He turned the radio on for mood music, then leaned for a kiss. The music suddenly stopped and they heard an announcer’s voice warning that a murderer, wearing a stainless steel hook in place of his missing right hand, had just escaped from a nearby mental asylum. The guy immediately pulled out of the parking space and took his girl home. When they reached the girl’s house, they got off the car and she screamed when she was about to close the door. The guy ran to her and saw a bloody hook dangling from the door handle.
